And this is what I came out with and have been using.
The CV is over 2 pages, with the less necessary information like qualifications on the 2nd page.
I think it is a bit of a shock to absorb at first when looking at it, quite messy but it seems to have been working on a few potential employers so far as I mentioned.
I cannabalised a couple of my other drawings to bring a bit more visual stimulation to the already frothing madness that is this representation of myself. Barking mad maybe?